A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
Alif, Lām, Meem.
Koran 32:1
Here’s my improved version:
Avoid Land Mines.
But not with your wife in front of you.
Qur’an 32:1
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
