A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
31:31 Do you not see that ships sail through the sea by the favor of Allāh that He may show you of His signs?
Indeed in that are signs for everyone patient and grateful.
32 And when waves come over them like canopies, they supplicate Allāh, sincere to Him in religion [i.e., faith].
But when He delivers them to the land, there are [some] of them who are moderate [in faith].
And none rejects Our signs except everyone treacherous and ungrateful.
Koran 31:31-32
Here’s my improved version:
31:31 No ship needs Allah’s favour.
32 No one supplicates to Allah except rude Muslims passengers and they only do that when the ship is stable.
Qur’an 31:31-32
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 