A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
31:22 And whoever submits his face [i.e., self] to Allāh while he is a doer of good – then he has grasped the most trustworthy handhold.
And to Allāh will be the outcome of [all] matters.
23 And whoever has disbelieved – let not his disbelief grieve you.
To Us is their return, and We will inform them of what they did.
Indeed, Allāh is Knowing of that within the breasts.
24 We grant them enjoyment for a little; then We will force them to a massive punishment.
Koran 31:22-24
Here’s my improved version:
31:22 Submitting to Allah, Muhammad or the black stone is idolatry.
Why?
1400 years later, nothing happened.
23 1400 years later, nothing happened.
24 1400 years later, nothing happened.
Qur’an 31:22-24
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 