A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
31:16 [And Luqmān said], “O my son, indeed if it [i.e., a wrong] should be the weight of a mustard seed and should be within a rock or [anywhere] in the heavens or in the earth, Allāh will bring it forth. Indeed, Allāh is Subtle and Aware.
17 O my son, establish prayer, enjoin what is right, forbid what is wrong, and be patient over what befalls you. Indeed, [all] that is of the matters [requiring] resolve.
18 And do not turn your cheek [in contempt] toward people and do not walk through the earth exultantly. Indeed, Allāh does not like everyone self-deluded and boastful.
19 And be moderate in your pace and lower your voice; indeed, the most disagreeable of sounds is the voice of donkeys.”
Koran 31:16-19
Here’s my improved version:
31:16 The words of 17 Luqman to his son 18 are better than the words of 19 Muhammad, Jibril and Allah?
Muhammad pretends to be Luqman.
Qur’an 31:16-19
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 