A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
31:13 And [mention, O Muḥammad], when Luqmān said to his son while he was instructing him, “O my son, do not associate [anything] with Allāh. Indeed, association [with Him] is great injustice.”
14 And We have enjoined upon man [care] for his parents. His mother carried him, [increasing her] in weakness upon weakness, and his weaning is in two years. Be grateful to Me and to your parents; to Me is the [final] destination.
15 But if they endeavor to make you associate with Me that of which you have no knowledge, do not obey them but accompany them in [this] world with appropriate kindness and follow the way of those who turn back to Me [in repentance].
Then to Me will be your return, and I will inform you about what you used to do.
Koran 31:13-15
Here’s my improved version:
31:13 I wonder who Luqman’s son was? He and his father aren’t prophets of Islam despite copying what Muhammad says in his Koran.
14 I wonder who was the wife of Luqman, that Muhammad (or We) enjoins Luqman’s son to care for? And what about Luqman’s parents?
Honor your parents. – GOD does it better.
15 Nothing happened.
Qur’an 31:13-15
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 