Qur’an 31:8-9

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

31:8 Indeed, those who believe and do righteous deeds – for them are the Gardens of Pleasure, 9 Wherein they abide eternally; [it is] the promise of Allāh [which is] truth.

And He is the Exalted in Might, the Wise.

Koran 31:8-9

Here’s my improved version:

31:8 1400 years later, Muhammad and his Muslims are dust in the desert.

9 Allah is nothing, an idol.

Qur’an 31:8-9

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.