A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
31:2 These are verses of the wise Book, 3 As guidance and mercy for the doers of good 4 Who establish prayer and give zakāh, and they, of the Hereafter, are certain [in faith].
5 Those are on [right] guidance from their Lord, and it is those who are the successful.
6 And of the people is he who buys the amusement of speech to mislead [others] from the way of Allāh without knowledge and who takes it [i.e., His way] in ridicule.
Those will have a humiliating punishment.
7 And when Our verses are recited to him, he turns away arrogantly as if he had not heard them, as if there was in his ears deafness.
So give him tidings of a painful punishment.
Koran 31:2-7
Here’s my improved version:
31:2 “These are verses of the wise Book,” which are obviously not these verses.
3 The Book is a guidance and mercy for Jews and Christians, as it’s the Bible.
4 Muhammad fails to explain what these are.
5 Nothing happened.
6 Muhammad whines about his tribe who mock him.
But Allah does nothing showing he’s an idol and Muhammad a liar.
7 Muhammad’s mocker didn’t listen earlier. He certainly didn’t listen to Muhammad’s “tidings”.
Nothing happened.
Qur’an 31:2-7
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 