A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
30:46 And of His signs is that He sends the winds as bringers of good tidings and to let you taste His mercy [i.e., rain] and so the ships may sail at His command and so you may seek of His bounty, and perhaps you will be grateful.
47 And We have already sent messengers before you to their peoples, and they came to them with clear evidences; then We took retribution from those who committed crimes, and incumbent upon Us was support of the believers
48 It is Allāh who sends the winds, and they stir the clouds and spread them in the sky however He wills, and He makes them fragments so you see the rain emerge from within them.
And when He causes it to fall upon whom He wills of His servants, immediately they rejoice
49 Although they were, before it was sent down upon them – before that, in despair.
50 So observe the effects of the mercy of Allāh – how He gives life to the earth after its lifelessness.
Indeed, that [same one] will give life to the dead, and He is over all things competent.
51 But if We should send a [bad] wind and they saw [their crops] turned yellow, they would remain thereafter disbelievers.
Koran 30:46-51
Here’s my improved version:
30:46 Most ships use ICE to move them around.
Pirates don’t rely on Allah to sail around, causing “corruption” or piracy.
47 But, there’s no messenger to the pirates committing piracy.
48 It is Allah who sends nuclear power, they stir the reactor, don’t spread in the sea, and it makes nuclear fragments so you see the light emerge.
And the nuclear powered submarine travels where it’s commander wants, on or under the sea.
49 Nuclear power works, even without wind.
50 Sprinkle water on seeds, watch them grow. Allah not needed.
51 A garden hose and irrigation are greater than Allah.
Qur’an 30:46-51
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 