A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
30:38 So give the relative his right, as well as the needy and the traveler.
That is best for those who desire the face [i.e., approval] of Allāh, and it is they who will be the successful.
39 And whatever you give for interest [i.e., advantage] to increase within the wealth of people will not increase with Allāh.
But what you give in zakāh, desiring the face [i.e., approval] of Allāh – those are the multipliers.
40 Allāh is the one who created you, then provided for you, then will cause you to die, and then will give you life.
Are there any of your “partners” who does anything of that?
Exalted is He and high above what they associate with Him.
Koran 30:38-40
Here’s my improved version:
30:38 What are the “right” of the male relative, the needy and the traveller?
Allah’s face was only seen by Muhammad and those Quraysh who knew about the sun goddess and the moon god, Allah.
39 Interest is bad, but not from Allah.
Of course, Allah doesn’t give interest.
40 Allah doesn’t create you, didn’t provide for you, won’t cause you to die, and won’t resurrect you.
Allah, like Muhammad and his tribe, are dust in the desert, all associates.
Qur’an 30:38-40
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 