A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
30:33 And when adversity touches the people, they call upon their Lord, turning in repentance to Him.
Then when He lets them taste mercy from Him, at once a party of them associate others with their Lord, 34 So that they will deny what We have granted them.
Then enjoy yourselves, for you are going to know.
35 Or have We sent down to them an authority [i.e., a proof or scripture], and it speaks of what they have been associating with Him?
36 And when We let the people taste mercy, they rejoice therein, but if evil afflicts them for what their hands have put forth, immediately they despair.
37 Do they not see that Allāh extends provision for whom He wills and restricts [it]?
Indeed in that are signs for a people who believe.
Koran 30:33-37
Here’s my improved version:
30:33 I and my people haven’t been touched by adversity from Allah the idol.
Nor is there any mercy from Allah the idol.
34 I and my people don’t associate anything with the idol Allah.
1400 years later, Muhammad’s lies prove false.
35 Mo’s tribe didn’t read any authority from Allah, or Jibril and Muhammad.
36 Muhammad’s tribe celebrated Allah. No one else does.
As a Muslim do you celebrate Allah because of a mercy you have received from him? Remember, it has to be from Allah, not from Jibril, Muhammad, Koran, hadith, Islam or sharia.
37 There’s no provision from Allah.
Qur’an 30:33-37
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
