A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
30:17 So exalted is Allāh when you reach the evening and when you reach the morning.
18 And to Him is [due all] praise throughout the heavens and the earth.
And [exalted is He] at night and when you are at noon.
19 He brings the living out of the dead and brings the dead out of the living and brings to life the earth after its lifelessness.
And thus will you be brought out.
Koran 30:17-19
Here’s my improved version:
30:17 No one exalts Allah at evening and morning.
18 No one exalts Allah at night and noon.
Muslims exalt Muhammad five times daily, not Allah four times.
19 Allah doesn’t bring out the living from the dead or the reverse.
Nothing happened.
Qur’an 30:17-19
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 