A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
30:2 The Byzantines have been defeated 3 In the nearest land.
But they, after their defeat, will overcome 4 Within three to nine years.
To Allāh belongs the command [i.e., decree] before and after.
And that day the believers will rejoice 5 In the victory of Allāh.
He gives victory to whom He wills, and He is the Exalted in Might, the Merciful.
6 [It is] the promise of Allāh.
Allāh does not fail in His promise, but most of the people do not know.
7 They know what is apparent of the worldly life, but they, of the Hereafter, are unaware.
Koran 30:2-7
Here’s my improved version:
30:2 1400 years ago Muhammad 3 reports the news.
4 [Advert break]
5 [Advert break]
6 Muhammad admits to failure.
7 And again.
Qur’an 30:2-7
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 