A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
29:67 Have they not seen that We made [Makkah] a safe sanctuary, while people are being taken away all around them?
Then in falsehood do they believe, and in the favor of Allāh they disbelieve?
68 And who is more unjust than one who invents a lie about Allāh or denies the truth when it has come to him?
Is there not in Hell a [sufficient] residence for the disbelievers?
69 And those who strive for Us – We will surely guide them to Our ways.
And indeed, Allāh is with the doers of good.
Koran 29:67-69
Here’s my improved version:
29:67 Muhammad’s tribe made their city a safe place, not Allah the idol and Muhammad the mad man.
68 No one is in Hell. Muhammad invented a lie about Allah.
69 Nothing happened. Islam is false.
Qur’an 29:67-69
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 