A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
29:56 O My servants who have believed, indeed My earth is spacious, so worship only Me.
57 Every soul will taste death.
Then to Us will you be returned.
58 And those who have believed and done righteous deeds – We will surely assign to them of Paradise [elevated] chambers beneath which rivers flow, wherein they abide eternally.
Excellent is the reward of the [righteous] workers 59 Who have been patient and upon their Lord rely.
60 And how many a creature carries not its [own] provision.
Allāh provides for it and for you.
And He is the Hearing, the Knowing.
Koran 29:56-60
Here’s my improved version:
29:56 Muhammad tells his Muslims to worship him.
57 A truism followed by a lie.
We don’t come from Muhammad or Allah.
58 Muhammad lied. Not even Muhammad enjoys this reward.
59 Nothing happened.
60 Mothers provide meals for their husbands, family and children – not Allah the idol.
Qur’an 29:56-60
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 