Qur’an 29:50-52

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

29:50 But they say, “Why are not signs sent down to him from his Lord?”

Say, “The signs are only with Allāh, and I am only a clear warner.”

51 And is it not sufficient for them that We revealed to you the Book [i.e., the Qur’ān] which is recited to them?

Indeed in that is a mercy and reminder for a people who believe.

52 Say, “Sufficient is Allāh between me and you as Witness. He knows what is in the heavens and earth. And they who have believed in falsehood and disbelieved in Allāh – it is those who are the losers.”

Koran 29:50-52

Here’s my improved version:

29:50 They say Koran better than Muhammad, Jibril and Allah.

Muhammad says Koran better than Jibril and Allah.

Muhammad forgets to show his tribe that book he supposedly was shown in his true dream or nightmare.

51 Koran isn’t a mercy or a reminder.

52 Muhammad shows he’s a flat earther and Allah is an idol.

Also, nothing happened. Muhammad was a liar.

Qur’an 29:50-52

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.

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