A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
29:41 The example of those who take allies other than Allāh is like that of the spider who takes [i.e., constructs] a home. And indeed, the weakest of homes is the home of the spider, if they only knew.
42 Indeed, Allāh knows whatever thing they call upon other than Him. And He is the Exalted in Might, the Wise.
43 And these examples We present to the people, but none will understand them except those of knowledge.
Koran 29:41-43
Here’s my improved version:
29:41 False analogy. The spider’s web is a trap for insects, not a home.
42 Only pagans call upon Allah the idol and other idols as well.
43 This passage is a failure for Jews and Christians, as they worship YHWH, not Allah and the rest of the idols.
Qur’an 29:41-43
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 