A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
29:38 And [We destroyed] ʿAad and Thamūd, and it has become clear to you from their [ruined] dwellings. And Satan had made pleasing to them their deeds and averted them from the path, and they were endowed with perception.
39 And [We destroyed] Qārūn and Pharaoh and Hāmān. And Moses had already come to them with clear evidences, and they were arrogant in the land, but they were not outrunners [of Our punishment].
40 So each We seized for his sin; and among them were those upon whom We sent a storm of stones, and among them were those who were seized by the blast [from the sky], and among them were those whom We caused the earth to swallow, and among them were those whom We drowned. And Allāh would not have wronged them, but it was they who were wronging themselves.
Koran 29:38-40
Here’s my improved version:
29:38 Muhammad forgot about she-camel of Allah and Shuaib.
Muhammad does the name-dropping fallacy.
39 Moses (and Muhammad) wasn’t a prophet to the Egyptians.
40 Nothing happened – Mecca still exists in Saudi Arabia.
Muhammad was a false prophet.
Qur’an 29:38-40
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 