A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
29:14 And We certainly sent Noah to his people, and he remained among them a thousand years minus fifty years, and the flood seized them while they were wrongdoers.
15 But We saved him and the companions of the ship, and We made it1 a sign for the worlds.
Koran 29:14-15
Here’s my improved version:
29:14 Is 950 too hard for Muhammad to say?
“Nine hundred and fifty years.”
15 We live on one world, Earth, not “worlds”.
Noah and his people weren’t Muslims.
Qur’an 29:14-15
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 