A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
29:10 And of the people are some who say, “We believe in Allāh,” but when one [of them] is harmed for [the cause of] Allāh, he considers the trial [i.e., harm] of the people as [if it were] the punishment of Allāh.
But if victory comes from your Lord, they say, “Indeed, We were with you.”
Is not Allāh most knowing of what is within the breasts of the worlds [i.e., all creatures]?
11 And Allāh will surely make evident those who believe, and He will surely make evident the hypocrites.
Koran 29:10-11
Here’s my improved version:
29:10 I don’t believe in Allah.
I’m not with dead Muhammad and his Muslims or his tribe, the Quraysh and I’m not of his people.
11 Nothing happened.
Muhammad was a liar. Allah is an idol.
Islam is false.
Qur’an 29:10-11
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 