A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
29:8 And We have enjoined upon man goodness to parents.
But if they endeavor to make you associate with Me that of which you have no knowledge, do not obey them.
To Me is your return, and I will inform you about what you used to do.
9 And those who believe and do righteous deeds – We will surely admit them among the righteous [into Paradise].
Koran 29:8-9
Here’s my improved version:
29:8 Honour your parents.
The 10 commandments is better.
9 Nothing happened.
Muhammad was a liar. Allah is an idol.
You’ll never get to Paradise because it’s imaginary, Muhammad’s carrot to his Muslims.
Qur’an 29:8-9
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 