A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
29:2 Do the people think that they will be left to say, “We believe” and they will not be tried?
3 But We have certainly tried those before them, and Allāh will surely make evident those who are truthful, and He will surely make evident the liars.
4 Or do those who do evil deeds think they can outrun [i.e., escape] Us?
Evil is what they judge.
Koran 29:2-4
Here’s my improved version:
29:2 Muhammad’s question remains unanswered.
3 Nothing happened.
4 They’re dead, and have outrun dead Muhammad and the idol Allah.
Qur’an 29:2-4
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
