A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
28:85 Indeed, [O Muḥammad], He who imposed upon you the Qur’ān will take you back to a place of return.
Say, “My Lord is most knowing of who brings guidance and who is in clear error.”
86 And you were not expecting that the Book would be conveyed to you, but [it is] a mercy from your Lord.
So do not be an assistant to the disbelievers.
87 And never let them avert you from the verses of Allāh after they have been revealed to you.
And invite [people] to your Lord.
And never be of those who associate others with Allāh.
88 And do not invoke with Allāh another deity.
There is no deity except Him.
Everything will be destroyed except His Face.
His is the judgement, and to Him you will be returned.
Koran 28:85-88
Here’s my improved version:
28:85 Muhammad makes a mistake and claims to bring guidance.
Muhammad’s dead. How can he bring guidance?
86 Muhammad pretends to be Allah and talks to Muhammad.
87 Muhammad’s dead.
88 Nothing happened.
Allah is an idol and not the moon god.
Qur’an 28:85-88
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 