Qur’an 28:62-67

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

28:62 And [warn of] the Day He will call them and say, “Where are My ‘partners’ which you used to claim?”

63 Those upon whom the word will have come into effect will say, “Our Lord, these are the ones we led to error. We led them to error just as we were in error. We declare our disassociation [from them] to You. They did not used to worship [i.e., obey] us.”

64 And it will be said, “Invoke your ‘partners,'” and they will invoke them; but they will not respond to them, and they will see the punishment.

If only they had followed guidance!

65 And [mention] the Day He will call them and say, “What did you answer the messengers?”

66 But the information will be unapparent to them that Day, so they will not [be able to] ask one another.

67 But as for one who had repented, believed, and done righteousness, it is expected [i.e., promised by Allāh] that he will be among the successful.

Koran 28:62-67

Here’s my improved version:

28:62 Nothing happened, for 1400 years.

If Allah can speak then to everyone, why does he need Muhammad to spread lies amongst his tribe and not inform all the Hindus?

63 Muhammad says that idols speak and act – an amazing miracle from a “monotheist”.

64 Nothing happened, for 1400 years.

The Jews and Christians do not invoke Allah, his wife, their three daughters, pet lion and the 360 idols outside of the Kaaba. Only moon worshipping pagans do that.

65 Nothing happened, for 1400 years.

Again, if Allah can speak, why does he need Muhammad?

66 Nothing happened, for 1400 years.

67 Nothing happened, for 1400 years.

Qur’an 28:62-67

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.