A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
28:56 Indeed, [O Muḥammad], you do not guide whom you like, but Allāh guides whom He wills.
And He is most knowing of the [rightly] guided.
57 And they [i.e., the Quraysh] say, “If we were to follow the guidance with you, we would be swept from our land.”
Have We not established for them a safe sanctuary to which are brought the fruits of all things as provision from Us?
But most of them do not know.
Koran 28:56-57
Here’s my improved version:
28:56 Muhammad admits he’s worthless.
Allah doesn’t guide, he’s a long-gone idol.
57 All the Quraysh have been swept from the land, as they were forced to follow “the guidance” of Muhammad.
Their city is in ruins, no one lives there, no fruit is provided, and there’s no sanctuary in the ruins.
Qur’an 28:56-57
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 