Qur’an 28:44-51

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

28:44 And you, [O Muḥammad], were not on the western side [of the mount] when We revealed to Moses the command, and you were not among the witnesses [to that].

45 But We produced [many] generations [after Moses], and prolonged was their duration.

And you were not a resident among the people of Madyan, reciting to them Our verses, but We were senders [of this message].

46 And you were not at the side of the mount when We called [Moses] but [were sent] as a mercy from your Lord to warn a people to whom no warner had come before you that they might be reminded.

47 And if not that a disaster should strike them for what their hands put forth [of sins] and they would say, “Our Lord, why did You not send us a messenger so we could have followed Your verses and been among the believers?”…

48 But when the truth came to them from Us, they said, “Why was he not given like that which was given to Moses?”

Did they not disbelieve in that which was given to Moses before?

They said, “[They are but] two works of magic supporting each other, and indeed we are, in both, disbelievers.”

49 Say, “Then bring a scripture from Allāh which is more guiding than either of them that I may follow it, if you should be truthful.”

50 But if they do not respond to you – then know that they only follow their [own] desires.

And who is more astray than one who follows his desire without guidance from Allāh?

Indeed, Allāh does not guide the wrongdoing people.

51 And We have [repeatedly] conveyed to them the word [i.e., the Qur’ān] that they might be reminded.

Koran 28:44-51

Here’s my improved version:

28:44 Muhammad denying being a witness isn’t inspiring.

45 Muhammad denying being a witness, when he pretends to be Shuaib earlier, is Muhammad lying.

46 Muhammad repeats (44) denying he’s a witness contradicting the oneness of Allah.

47 Muhammad pretends, badly, to be his tribe.

48 Muhammad was unable to bring the tablets of Moses to his tribe, because he was a liar and a false prophet.

49 Allah doesn’t produce scriptures, not even the Torah, Bible, Psalms or the Decalogue.

50 Muhammad whines.

51 Muhammad whines.

Qur’an 28:44-51

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.