A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
27:91 [Say, O Muḥammad], “I have only been commanded to worship the Lord of this city, who made it sacred and to whom [belongs] all things. And I am commanded to be of the Muslims [i.e., those who submit to Allāh]. 92 And to recite the Qur’ān.”
And whoever is guided is only guided for [the benefit of] himself; and whoever strays – say, “I am only [one] of the warners.”
93 And say, “[All] praise is [due] to Allāh. He will show you His signs, and you will recognize them. And your Lord is not unaware of what you do.”
Koran 27:91-93
Here’s my improved version:
27:91 Muhammad claims that Allah is Lord of Mecca – this means that Allah is the chief idol of Mecca and so not a real god, the god of All.
92 Muhammad changes his job description, no longer a [false] prophet but a [false] warner AKA liar.
93 Nothing happened. Muhammad was a liar.
Qur’an 27:91-93
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 