A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
27:83 And [warn of] the Day when We will gather from every nation a company of those who deny Our signs, and they will be [driven] in rows 84 Until, when they arrive [at the place of Judgement], He will say, “Did you deny My signs while you encompassed them not in knowledge, or what [was it that] you were doing?”
85 And the decree will befall them for the wrong they did, and they will not [be able to] speak.
86 Do they not see that We made the night that they may rest therein and the day giving sight?
Indeed in that are signs for a people who believe.
87 And [warn of] the Day the Horn will be blown, and whoever is in the heavens and whoever is on the earth will be terrified except whom Allāh wills. And all will come to Him humbled.
88 And you see the mountains, thinking them motionless, while they will pass as the passing of clouds.
[It is] the work of Allāh, who perfected all things.
Indeed, He is Aware of that which you do.
89 Whoever comes [at Judgement] with a good deed will have better than it, and they, from the terror of that Day, will be safe.
90 And whoever comes with an evil deed – their faces will be overturned into the Fire, [and it will be said], “Are you recompensed except for what you used to do?”
Koran 27:83-90
Here’s my improved version:
27:83 Muhammad wasn’t a messenger to any nation or town.
84 Nothing happened. Allah is an idol.
85 Nothing happened. Everyone who can, can still speak.
86 This verse is misplaced.
87 Muhammad failed to warn everyone, as he’s dead.
88 Nothing happened. Allah is an idol.
89 Nothing happened. Allah is an idol.
90 Nothing happened. Allah is an idol.
Qur’an 27:83-90
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 