A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
And when the word [i.e., decree] befalls them, We will bring forth for them a creature from the earth speaking to them, [saying] that the people were, of Our verses, not certain [in faith].
Koran 27:82
Here’s my improved version:
Nothing happened.
Muhammad’s tribe were forced to convert to Islam, and so became certain in Islam.
Thus Muhammad was a liar and a tyrant.
Qur’an 27:82
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 