A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
27:76 Indeed, this Qur’ān relates to the Children of Israel most of that over which they disagree.
77 And indeed, it is guidance and mercy for the believers.
78 Indeed, your Lord will judge between them by His [wise] judgement. And He is the Exalted in Might, the Knowing.
79 So rely upon Allāh; indeed, you are upon the clear truth.
80 Indeed, you will not make the dead hear, nor will you make the deaf hear the call when they have turned their backs retreating.
81 And you cannot guide the blind away from their error. You will only make hear those who believe in Our verses so they are Muslims [i.e., submitting to Allāh].
Koran 27:76-81
Here’s my improved version:
27:76 Muhammad wasn’t a prophet to the Children of Israel.
77 Muhammad commits shirk, as it’s supposed to be Allah who is the guidance and mercy for the Muslims.
78 Nothing happened. Allah is an idol.
79 Allah is an idol.
80 Jesus did this, so following Jesus is better than following Muhammad.
81 Muhammad could only dupe the naive.
Qur’an 27:76-81
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 