A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
27:59 Say, [O Muḥammad], “Praise be to Allāh, and peace upon His servants whom He has chosen. Is Allāh better or what they associate with Him?”
60 [More precisely], is He [not best] who created the heavens and the earth and sent down for you rain from the sky, causing to grow thereby gardens of joyful beauty which you could not [otherwise] have grown the trees thereof? Is there a deity with Allāh? [No], but they are a people who ascribe equals [to Him].
61 Is He [not best] who made the earth a stable ground and placed within it rivers and made for it firmly set mountains and placed between the two seas a barrier? Is there a deity with Allāh? [No], but most of them do not know.
62 Is He [not best] who responds to the desperate one when he calls upon Him and removes evil and makes you inheritors of the earth? Is there a deity with Allāh? Little do you remember.
63 Is He [not best] who guides you through the darknesses of the land and sea and who sends the winds as good tidings before His mercy? Is there a deity with Allāh? High is Allāh above whatever they associate with Him.
64 Is He [not best] who begins creation and then repeats it and who provides for you from the heaven and earth? Is there a deity with Allāh? Say, “Produce your proof, if you should be truthful.”
Koran 27:59-64
Here’s my improved version:
27:59 Muhammad says Koran so much better than Allah and Jibril.
60 Allah is an idol who does nothing, and can’t even alter my words.
62 Allah does nothing, he’s an idol.
63 Allah does nothing, he’s an idol.
64 Allah does nothing, he’s an idol.
Qur’an 27:59-64
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
