Qur’an 27:7-14

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

27:7 [Mention] when Moses said to his family, “Indeed, I have perceived a fire. I will bring you from there information or will bring you a burning torch that you may warm yourselves.”

8 But when he came to it, he was called, “Blessed is whoever is at the fire and whoever is around it. And exalted is Allāh, Lord of the worlds. 9 O Moses, indeed it is I – Allāh, the Exalted in Might, the Wise.”

10 And [he was told], “Throw down your staff.”

But when he saw it writhing as if it were a snake, he turned in flight and did not return.

[Allāh said], “O Moses, fear not. Indeed, in My presence the messengers do not fear. 11 Otherwise, he who wrongs, then substitutes good after evil – indeed, I am Forgiving and Merciful. 12 And put your hand into the opening of your garment [at the breast]; it will come out white without disease. [These are] among the nine signs [you will take] to Pharaoh and his people. Indeed, they have been a people defiantly disobedient.”

13 But when there came to them Our visible signs, they said, “This is obvious magic.”

14 And they rejected them, while their [inner] selves were convinced thereof, out of injustice and haughtiness.

So see how was the end of the corrupters.

Koran 27:7-14

Here’s my improved version:

27:7 The “family” of “Moses” is the tribe Muhammad isn’t part of.

8 Allah doesn’t know it was Muhammad pretending to be Moses.

9 Then “Allah” suddenly knows.

10 Continuity error, showing that the Koran is corrupt.

11 Muhammad has to rush the story, forgetting things,…

12 Allah and Muhammad forgot that there 10 signs.

13 Muhammad’s tribe expose that it’s Muhammad pretending to be Moses and Allah.

14 Worse for Muhammad, nothing happened.

Qur’an 27:7-14

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.