A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
27:1 Ṭā, Seen.
These are the verses of the Qur’ān [i.e., recitation] and a clear Book
2 As guidance and good tidings for the believers
3 Who establish prayer and give zakāh, and of the Hereafter they are certain [in faith].
4 Indeed, for those who do not believe in the Hereafter, We have made pleasing to them their deeds, so they wander blindly.
5 Those are the ones for whom there will be the worst of punishment, and in the Hereafter they are the greatest losers.
6 And indeed, [O Muḥammad], you receive the Qur’ān from one Wise and Knowing.
Koran 27:1-6
Here’s my improved version:
27:1 Team Speak.
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2 So why do we need Muhammad? Is he for those believers who can’t read Muhammad’s words written by Muslim scribes?
3 Give generously to a charity in your area.
4 I’m not blind, I’m mocking magnificently.
5 Nothing happened.
6 From one vile and evil [demon].
Qur’an 27:1-6
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 