A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
26:213 So do not invoke with Allāh another deity and [thus] be among the punished.
214 And warn, [O Muḥammad], your closest kindred.
215 And lower your wing [i.e., show kindness] to those who follow you of the believers.
216 And if they disobey you, then say, “Indeed, I am disassociated from what you are doing.”
217 And rely upon the Exalted in Might, the Merciful,
218 Who sees you when you arise
219 And your movement among those who prostrate.
220 Indeed, He is the Hearing, the Knowing.
Koran 26:213-220
Here’s my improved version:
26:213 Do not mention Allah’s wife, their three daughters, pet lion, 360 more idols outside (one per day) and the Sky, Earth and Mountain gods who speak in the Koran.
214 Muhammad and his relatives are all dead.
215 Lower your wing is a local idiom showing Koran comes from Muhammad and his culture.
217 Muhammad relied upon his military might – that was real, his idol Allah was an idol and false.
218 Idols do not see you.
219 Muhammad didn’t prostrate – he was the one being worshipped.
220 Nothing happened.
Qur’an 26:213-220
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 