A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
26:200 Thus have We inserted it [i.e., disbelief] into the hearts of the criminals.
201 They will not believe in it until they see the painful punishment.
202 And it will come to them suddenly while they perceive [it] not.
203 And they will say, “May we be reprieved?”
204 So for Our punishment are they impatient?
205 Then have you considered if We gave them enjoyment for years
206 And then there came to them that which they were promised?
207 They would not be availed by the enjoyment with which they were provided.
208 And We did not destroy any city except that it had warners
209 As a reminder; and never have We been unjust.
Koran 26:200-209
Here’s my improved version:
26:200 “We” lied.
201 They never saw the “painful punishment”, thus “We” lied.
202 They’re dead for 1400 years, thus “We” lied.
203 They said nothing for 1400 years, thus “We” lied.
204 They waited for 1400 years.
205 They’re dead for 1400 years, thus “We” lied.
206 Nothing came to them.
207 Nothing happened, thus “We” lied.
208 Muhammad destroyed Mecca, and wasn’t a warner, thus “We” lied.
209 “We” lied.
Qur’an 26:200-209
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 