A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
26:1 Ṭā, Seen, Meem.
2 These are the verses of the clear Book.
3 Perhaps, [O Muḥammad], you would kill yourself with grief that they will not be believers.
4 If We willed, We could send down to them from the sky a sign for which their necks would remain humbled.
5 And no mention [i.e., revelation] comes to them anew from the Most Merciful except that they turn away from it.
6 For they have already denied, but there will come to them the news of that which they used to ridicule.
7 Did they not look at the earth – how much We have produced therein from every noble kind?
8 Indeed in that is a sign, but most of them were not to be believers.
9 And indeed, your Lord – He is the Exalted in Might, the Merciful.
Koran 26:1-9
Here’s my improved version:
26:1 Not TSMC.
2 This is a verse written by me and never spoken.
3 If you’re suicidal, call a suicide prevention hotline.
4 Muhammad’s only sign was the words he sung in vain.
5 No revelation comes from Allah. The verse above was sung by Muhammad, not by Allah.
6 Nothing happened.
7 Muhammad’s tribe worked hard, farming and herding, while Mo claims Allah did it.
8 The sign in that is that Muhammad couldn’t work out that fruits and crops are the result of farming.
9 And indeed, Muhammad’s idol was known to be an idol by his tribe.
Qur’an 26:1-9
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 