A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
25:55 But they worship rather than Allāh that which does not benefit them or harm them, and the disbeliever is ever, against his Lord, an assistant [to Satan].
56 And We have not sent you, [O Muḥammad], except as a bringer of good tidings and a warner.
57 Say, “I do not ask of you for it any payment – only that whoever wills might take to his Lord a way.”
58 And rely upon the Ever-Living who does not die, and exalt [Allāh] with His praise.
And sufficient is He to be, with the sins of His servants, [fully] Aware – 59 He who created the heavens and the earth and what is between them in six days and then established Himself above the Throne – the Most Merciful, so ask about Him one well informed [i.e., the Prophet].
60 And when it is said to them, “Prostrate to the Most Merciful,”
they say, “And what is the Most Merciful? Should we prostrate to that which you order us?”
And it increases them in aversion.
Koran 25:55-60
Here’s my improved version:
25:55 They worshipped the daughters of Allah and the wife of Allah and the 360 friends of Allah, all idols, just like Allah.
56 Muhammad wasn’t “a bringer of good tidings and a warner.”
57 Muhammad asks for money. As much as you can give him. Muhammad was a grifter.
58 How can one rely upon an idol? It’s a poor roof support and falls over in a high wind or earthquake.
59 Allah created nothing. He’s a creation, a stone idol of no worth.
60 Even Muhammad’s tribe knew Allah was an idol with “that”.
Qur’an 25:55-60
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 