A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
25:51 And if We had willed, We could have sent into every city a warner.
52 So do not obey the disbelievers, and strive against them with it [i.e., the Qur’ān] a great striving.
53 And it is He who has released [simultaneously] the two seas [i.e., bodies of water], one fresh and sweet and one salty and bitter, and He placed between them a barrier and prohibiting partition.
54 And it is He who has created from water [i.e., semen] a human being and made him [a relative by] lineage and marriage.
And ever is your Lord competent [concerning creation].
Koran 25:51-54
Here’s my improved version:
25:51 Thus Muhammad isn’t a warner or messenger.
52 Muhammad was a failure, copying the words of his “god” Pharaoh into his Koran.
53 This is the sky ocean of fresh water – which is nonsense.
54 The sexism and incompetence of Muhammad is astounding.
Qur’an 25:51-54
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
