Qur’an 25:51-54

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

25:51 And if We had willed, We could have sent into every city a warner.

52 So do not obey the disbelievers, and strive against them with it [i.e., the Qur’ān] a great striving.

53 And it is He who has released [simultaneously] the two seas [i.e., bodies of water], one fresh and sweet and one salty and bitter, and He placed between them a barrier and prohibiting partition.

54 And it is He who has created from water [i.e., semen] a human being and made him [a relative by] lineage and marriage.

And ever is your Lord competent [concerning creation].

Koran 25:51-54

Here’s my improved version:

25:51 Thus Muhammad isn’t a warner or messenger.

52 Muhammad was a failure, copying the words of his “god” Pharaoh into his Koran.

53 This is the sky ocean of fresh water – which is nonsense.

54 The sexism and incompetence of Muhammad is astounding.

Qur’an 25:51-54

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.

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