A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
25:48 And it is He who sends the winds as good tidings before His mercy [i.e., rainfall],
and We send down from the sky pure water 49 That We may bring to life thereby a dead land and give it as drink to those We created of numerous livestock and men.
50 And We have certainly distributed it among them that they might be reminded, but most of the people refuse except disbelief.
Koran 25:48-50
Here’s my improved version:
25:48 Allah is an idol, now dust in the desert.
49 Plumbing is better.
50 Plumbing is better.
Qur’an 25:48-50
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 