Qur’an 25:32-34

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

25:32 And those who disbelieve say, “Why was the Qur’ān not revealed to him all at once?”

Thus [it is] that We may strengthen thereby your heart.

And We have spaced it distinctly.

33 And they do not come to you with an example [i.e., argument] except that We bring you the truth and the best explanation.

34 The ones who are gathered on their faces to Hell – those are the worst in position and farthest astray in [their] way.

Koran 25:32-34

Here’s my improved version:

25:32 Muhammad could have shown “those who disbelieve” the Qur’an he was shown in his dream.

Oh, wait, that was a nightmare where Muhammad was attacked by a demon, who couldn’t force cowardly Muhammad to read Hebrew.

33 “We” realises it can’t provide the Qur’an to “those who disbelieve” because it was a delusion that he showed to Muhammad.

34 Nothing happened.

“We” and Muhammad are liars.

Qur’an 25:32-34

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.

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