A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
25:32 And those who disbelieve say, “Why was the Qur’ān not revealed to him all at once?”
Thus [it is] that We may strengthen thereby your heart.
And We have spaced it distinctly.
33 And they do not come to you with an example [i.e., argument] except that We bring you the truth and the best explanation.
34 The ones who are gathered on their faces to Hell – those are the worst in position and farthest astray in [their] way.
Koran 25:32-34
Here’s my improved version:
25:32 Muhammad could have shown “those who disbelieve” the Qur’an he was shown in his dream.
Oh, wait, that was a nightmare where Muhammad was attacked by a demon, who couldn’t force cowardly Muhammad to read Hebrew.
33 “We” realises it can’t provide the Qur’an to “those who disbelieve” because it was a delusion that he showed to Muhammad.
34 Nothing happened.
“We” and Muhammad are liars.
Qur’an 25:32-34
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
