A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
And We did not send before you, [O Muḥammad], any of the messengers except that they ate food and walked in the markets.
And We have made some of you [people] as trial for others – will you have patience?
And ever is your Lord, Seeing.
Koran 25:20
Here’s my improved version:
Muhammad stole and ate food.
Jesus didn’t steal. Jesus is better.
Qur’an 25:20
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
