A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
25:7 And they say, “What is this messenger that eats food and walks in the markets? Why was there not sent down to him an angel so he would be with him a warner? 8 Or [why is not] a treasure presented to him [from heaven], or does he [not] have a garden from which he eats?”
And the wrongdoers say, “You follow not but a man affected by magic.”
9 Look how they strike for you comparisons; but they have strayed, so they cannot [find] a way.
10 Blessed is He who, if He willed, could have made for you [something] better than that – gardens beneath which rivers flow – and could make for you palaces.
11 But they have denied the Hour, and We have prepared for those who deny the Hour a Blaze.
12 When it [i.e., the Hellfire] sees them from a distant place, they will hear its fury and roaring.
13 And when they are thrown into a narrow place therein bound in chains, they will cry out thereupon for destruction.
14 [They will be told], “Do not cry this Day for one destruction but cry for much destruction.”
Koran 25:7-14
Here’s my improved version:
25:7 They say Koran better than Muhammad, Jibril and Allah.
8 Muhammad was obviously caught stealing food from the market – so embarrassing for him.
9 Muhammad admits that their Koran is comparable. So good that he copies it into his Koran.
10 The ruler of Muhammad’s tribe already had this, and obviously Muhammad was jealous.
11 Nothing happened.
12 Nothing happened.
13 Nothing happened.
14 Nothing happened.
Muhammad was a thief, a liar and a false prophet. This means Allah is an idol and Islam is false.
Qur’an 25:7-14
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 