A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
But they have taken besides Him gods which create nothing, while they are created, and possess not for themselves any harm or benefit and possess not [power to cause] death or life or resurrection.
Koran 25:3
Here’s my improved version:
Allah creates nothing, was created by Muhammad’s nominal father and ancestors as an idea and idol, can’t harm or benefit, doesn’t possess the power the power to cause death, life or resurrection.
Allah is an idol, just like the other idols of Muhammad’s time and place.
Qur’an 25:3
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
