A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
Do not make [your] calling of the Messenger among yourselves as the call of one of you to another.
Already Allāh knows those of you who slip away, concealed by others.
So let those beware who dissent from his [i.e., the Prophet’s] order, lest fitnah strike them or a painful punishment.
Koran 24:63
Here’s my improved version:
Muhammad is dead for 1400 years.
Surely Allah knows this verse was only for Muhammad’s time and place?
Nothing happened.
Qur’an 24:63
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 