Qur’an 24:62

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

The believers are only those who believe in Allāh and His Messenger and, when they are [meeting] with him for a matter of common interest, do not depart until they have asked his permission.

Indeed, those who ask your permission, [O Muḥammad] – those are the ones who believe in Allāh and His Messenger.

So when they ask your permission due to something of their affairs, then give permission to whom you will among them and ask forgiveness for them of Allāh.

Indeed, Allāh is Forgiving and Merciful.

Koran 24:62

Here’s my improved version:

Thankfully, Muhammad is dead, and no one can meet with him and so can’t receive his permission.

This verse shows Allah and Muhammad are false.

Qur’an 24:62

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.