A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
24:58 O you who have believed, let those whom your right hands possess and those who have not [yet] reached puberty among you ask permission of you [before entering] at three times: before the dawn prayer and when you put aside your clothing [for rest] at noon and after the night prayer.
[These are] three times of privacy for you.
There is no blame upon you nor upon them beyond these [periods], for they continually circulate among you – some of you, among others.
Thus does Allāh make clear to you the verses [i.e., His ordinances]; and Allāh is Knowing and Wise.
59 And when the children among you reach puberty, let them ask permission [at all times] as those before them have done.
Thus does Allāh make clear to you His verses; and Allāh is Knowing and Wise.
60 And women of post-menstrual age who have no desire for marriage – there is no blame upon them for putting aside their outer garments [but] not displaying adornment.
But to modestly refrain [from that] is better for them.
And Allāh is Hearing and Knowing.
Koran 24:58-60
Here’s my improved version:
24:58 Slavery and sexism is wrong.
59 Islam isn’t for children.
60 Islam isn’t for women.
Thus, Islam is not for anyone.
Qur’an 24:58-60
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 