Qur’an 24:56-57

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

24:56 And establish prayer and give zakāh and obey the Messenger – that you may receive mercy.

57 Never think that the disbelievers are causing failure [to Allāh] upon the earth.

Their refuge will be the Fire – and how wretched the destination.

Koran 24:56-57

Here’s my improved version:

24:56 Muhammad is long dead. How do Muslims obey Muhammad when he’s dead?

57 The disbelievers in Mecca were murdered by Muhammad and his Muslims or forced to become Muslims. They didn’t go to the Fire, so showing Muhammad and Allah are false.

Qur’an 24:56-57

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.

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