Qur’an 24:47-54

A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

24:47 But they [i.e., the hypocrites] say, “We have believed in Allāh and in the Messenger, and we obey”; then a party of them turns away after that. And those are not believers.

48 And when they are called to [the words of] Allāh and His Messenger to judge between them, at once a party of them turns aside [in refusal].

49 But if the right is theirs, they come to him in prompt obedience.

50 Is there disease in their hearts? Or have they doubted? Or do they fear that Allāh will be unjust to them, or His Messenger? Rather, it is they who are the wrongdoers [i.e., the unjust].

51 The only statement of the [true] believers when they are called to Allāh and His Messenger to judge between them is that they say, “We hear and we obey.” And those are the successful.

52 And whoever obeys Allāh and His Messenger and fears Allāh and is conscious of Him – it is those who are the attainers.

53 And they swear by Allāh their strongest oaths that if you ordered them, they would go forth [in Allāh’s cause].

Say, “Do not swear. [Such] obedience is known. Indeed, Allāh is [fully] Aware of that which you do.”

54 Say, “Obey Allāh and obey the Messenger; but if you turn away – then upon him is only that [duty] with which he has been charged, and upon you is that with which you have been charged. And if you obey him, you will be [rightly] guided. And there is not upon the Messenger except the [responsibility for] clear notification.”

Koran 24:47-54

Here’s my improved version:

24:47 Muhammad talks about the hypocrite Muslims of his time and place.

48 Muhammad struggles to work things out in his head.

49 Nothing happened.

50 Nothing happened.

51 Muhammad thinks that his men speak in plural.

52 Nothing happened.

53 Pagan oaths instead of a simple yes or no.

54 Obey Muhammad (who is dead) and obey Allah (who is an idol).

Muhammad can’t give clear notification any more, as he is dead.

Qur’an 24:47-54

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.