A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
We have certainly sent down distinct verses.
And Allāh guides whom He wills to a straight path.
Koran 24:46
Here’s my improved version:
“We” didn’t send down: “We have certainly sent down distinct verses.”
If I’m not guided by Allah to his straight path, what use are We’s “distinct verses”?
If I’m guided by Allah to his straight path, why do I need We’s “distinct verses”? They aren’t even in a language that I can understand.
Qur’an 24:46
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
Koran Contradiction 