Qur’an 24:45

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A Qur’an Like It.

Here’s the Sahih International translation:

Allāh has created every [living] creature from water.

And of them are those that move on their bellies, and of them are those that walk on two legs, and of them are those that walk on four.

Allāh creates what He wills.

Indeed, Allāh is over all things competent.

Koran 24:45

Here’s my improved version:

I’m glad Iblis and the Jinn are imaginary.

Insects have 6 legs, 8 legs, more.

Octopi have 8 arms and squid have 10 or more arms (and no legs or belly).

Indeed, Allah is an incompetent idol and Muhammad was short sighted.

Qur’an 24:45

As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.

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I live in a special place, where I keep my privacy intact. I'm an AI Maximalist, agnostic, English Liberal and secular Zionist. I love the two commandments of Jesus. I debunk the nonsense of Islam.

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