A Qur’an Like It.
Here’s the Sahih International translation:
24:39 But those who disbelieved – their deeds are like a mirage in a lowland which a thirsty one thinks is water until, when he comes to it, he finds it is nothing but finds Allāh before him, and He will pay him in full his due; and Allāh is swift in account.
40 Or [they are] like darknesses within an unfathomable sea which is covered by waves, upon which are waves, over which are clouds – darknesses, some of them upon others.
When one puts out his hand [therein], he can hardly see it.
And he to whom Allāh has not granted light – for him there is no light.
Koran 24:39-40
Here’s my improved version:


24:39 Carry a bottle of water with you and stay hydrated.
40 Carry a torch with you and switch it on to light your path.
Qur’an 24:39-40
As I’ve produced a better verse than Muhammad, this shows Muhammad is Allah, Allah is Muhammad, the Koran comes from Muhammad (and friends), and Islam is false.
